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titles are for normals

warning: extreme awkwardness attacks occur all the time
Jul 27 '14
Jul 27 '14

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

Jul 27 '14

michaxl:

smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

(Source: michaxl)

Jul 27 '14

cyberho:

During Job interview: I love working with people, I’m very outgoing, social, I’m very patient and I love to help in any way I can, and I also think the customer is always right and deserves to be treated with respect 

After Job interview: 

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Jul 27 '14
robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

Jul 27 '14

slapping:

things we said in school

  • i’m tired
  • i’m hungry
  • i don’t get it
  • i’m cold
  • what time is it?
  • i wanna go home

(Source: slapping)

Jul 27 '14

(Source: barack-obottm)

Jul 27 '14

dubstepfordads:

if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again

Jul 27 '14

(Source: bryko)

Jul 27 '14

(Source: kingjaffejoffer)